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Westboro Baptist Church Criticizes Taylor Swift Serial Dating History The good old fashioned face of “church” family foolery known as Westboro Baptist Church is at it again. This time, they have their shady sights set on none other than resident Hollyweird serial dater Taylor Swift. via THG Taylor Swift is beloved by millions, but to the Westboro Baptist Church, this is emblematic of the fact that our society is going straight to … you know. “This girl is a wh*re,” Ben Phelps, the leader of group said in announcing the WBC’s plan to protest her August 3 concert in Kansas City, Missouri. The WBC called Taylor “the wh*rish face of doomed America” in a press release, and Phelps explains, “She’s widely loved. She’s got huge approval ratings.” “What she’s famous for is hopping around from one bed from another. This girl is a wh**e. Who else is gonna say that if it’s not the church of the Lord Jesus?” Imagine if this guy saw Miley Cyrus Twerking. As if these words alone aren’t enough, the church is also planning to protest outside of Taylor Swift’s upcoming concert in Kansas City unless she agrees to send out a tweet condemning fornication amongst her loyal teenage female fans. When Taylor Swift stops in Kansas City, not far from Westboro Baptist Church’s Topeka, Ks., headquarters, they’re going to let her know how they feel. “She’s coming into our backyard,” Phelps said. So we’re gonna go preach to her. Taylor tries to pretend that she’s a good Christian. But she’s not. “When she has a huge platform like that, a huge influence on young women, she’s got a duty to tell about God’s standards. And she has absolutely failed.” “One simple tweet from her: ‘Stop fornicating ladies, and obey God’ would rock the house. But it would cost her millions she makes with her sin-coddling songs.” Until she changes her sinful ways, he says, expect backlash. “She’s a wh*re! I mean, come on.” The irony is that while Swift has dated a lot, she’s also rumored to be a chaste prude who is concerned about setting an example and does NOT fornicate much if at all. Westboro Baptist and its’ affiliates are known for their outlandish antics, but do they have a point this time Bossip fam? Or do they need another ‘ho sit down’ to add to their growing collection? Continue reading →