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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube…. This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Cris Urena Poses in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

Cris Urena is a Domincan / American fashion model who’s name reminds me of pissing on girls…because girls love that shit…even when they pretend they don’t, just ask Kim Kardashian, but more import I love that shit. She’s 22, she’s worked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess they are lending her out to H&M like H&M was Leonardo DiCaprio to help make her famous…and bikini or not, I’m still thinking about how her name is Urine…

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