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19 Yahoo Questions That Will Make You Wonder How People Are This Dumb

Are you ready to feel like a rocket scientist? Have we got a gallery for you. As it just so happens, there’s exactly ZERO limits on the dumb things people will ask on the Internet. Anonymously or otherwise. Happening upon these dumb Yahoo questions has two effects: You feel REALLY, REALLY smart You lose all faith in humanity because  how can people be this dumb!?!? But alas, they are. They ARE this dumb and  they walk among us!   GASP! They’re like tiny little intelligence leeches that steal our smarts one dumb question at a time. And yes, Virginia, there  are  such things as dumb questions. Check out these 19 Yahoo questions that will make you question humanity, yet pat yourself on the back because no matter what stupid thing you’ve said in your life, you’re not  this dumb. Probably. 19 Yahoo Questions To Make You Question Humanity 1. Canadian Birds? Are Those a Thing? There are no birds in Canada, you guys. Because the CANADIAN GEESE have all flown south to terrorize the rest of the continent.

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Teen Catches Own 40-Yard Pass: Watch, Be Amazed Now!

Earlier this week, a man used a trampoline to complete one of the most ridiculous trick dunks in human history. But that’s only the second most impressive sports accomplishment of the past few days. In the following video, we meet Gary Haynes, a Texas high schooler who is blowing up online for footage that depicts him throwing a 40-yard pass… to HIMSELF! The teenager insists the hard-to-believe feat is real, as he pulls it off twice in the video below. Will such speed earn Haynes a college scholarship? He hopes so. For now, though, it’s at least earned him a spot in the THG Holy $hit Hall of Fame. Watch now: High Schooler Catches Own 40-Yard Pass

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Miley Cyrus Mourns Dead Dog: I’m Helpless, Heartbroken

Miley Cyrus is not in a joking mode or a drinking mood today. The singer, who believes her knee looks like Seth Rogen and who got wasted with her mom earlier in the week, just penned a lengthy note on Twitter in which she described her very depressed state, blaming it on the death of her dog Floyd. “I keep asking why would the world take my sweet boy from me?” Cyrus wrote. “I’m just a baby myself…I depend on my mother still. She is the one at the end of the day I want to hold me when I’m sad, scared, lonely. Her one job in this world is to eel me out of harms way… “I was Floyd’s mommy. I don’t know when the regret and the guilt will fade. I don’t know if it ever will.” Floyd was killed by a coyote a few weeks ago and Miley has been publicly mourning ever since. She even sang to a statue of Floyd during a concert in Brooklyn not long after his passing. “I feel like I let my boy down,” Cyrus continued via Twitter. “My job was to protect him and I’m not a person that takes failure lightly…Today is one of those days where I can’t open the curtains to see the sun…open the windows to hear the world going on around me because to be honest I hate the fact that the world’s still spinning. “I want it to stop…I want everyone’s heart to break the way my heart is breaking.” Cyrus is in Ireland today as part of her Bangerz tour. But it’s a day off and she earlier wrote that she’s “sad and cranky” when not performing. “No matter how much I cry or beg of ‘god’ to wake me up from this nightmare, it is what it is (at least that’s what everyone keeps reminding me),” Miley concluded. “There’s no waking up from reality so today I am being a helplessly hopeless human & I’m ok with that.” Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction.

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