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Emily Ratajkowski Naked Before She Was An Instagram Model

I don’t know if  Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Annalynne McCord’s Ugly Face Shows Some Useless Tits of the Day

I assume this is an old photoshoot with Annalynne McCord. It is so last year, and I’m not saying that cuz Annalynne McCord is so last year, because she’s actually so two years ago, the shit just says 2010 on it. I also assume that this publication is on a serious budget and figured that getting some girl who is on TV, even if she doesn’t deserve to be on TV, is better than asking their friends from college or the girl who works at the grocery store to do their photo spread, cuz at least Annalynne McCord is semi known, even if she’s entirely fucking useless and undeserving of any fame she has, because she was destined to be the washed up cunt from highschool, fat in her suburban home, unhappy in her marriage dreaming of what could have been, and as soon as this 90210 the next generation dries up, I can assume that her destiny she tried so hard to escape will come true…at least I hope it does…cuz this Hollywood shit just isn’t for her cuz she’s not hot or talented…she just thinks she is… Either way, here she is with her small perky tits busting out of her cardigan, something that magically makes Annalynne McCord suddenly tolerable…

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Annalynne McCord’s Ugly Face Shows Some Useless Tits of the Day