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Evidence has been accumulating for years that Barack Hussein Obama is really a Pastafarian. First, it was noted that Obama believes in global warming and that we must take action to stop the causes. Pastafarians believe that global warming is caused by the decline in pirates. In response it must be noted that Obama ordered the Navy seals to not kill the Somali pirates during the standoff last year. The Obama administration has not taken any further actions against Somali pirates. Next, during Holiday, the administration posted Happy Holidays at the White House. It should be noted that only Pastafarians call the December holidays “Holiday”. Finally, there has also been pictures of Obama circulating on the internet that Obama has been seen as a child wearing a pirate suit. http://www.mahalo.com/answers/is-president-obama-really-a-pastafarian added by: thedirtman