Let’s be clear: Justin Timberlake’s package is not on Mila Kunis’ phone. Several of the hacked Mila Kunis pics do show Justin – posing “seductively,” we’re told, in two of them, with pink panties over his head in another (really). But the image on her phone of a male member does not belong to JT. Justin has reportedly told people close to him that he never sent such a pic – no face, no torso, only wang – to Mila Kunis or anyone else for that matter. That said, maybe she’ll get a special gift come Christmastime … Lonely Island – Dick in a Box
Being Mr. Kim Kardashian cannot be easy. Still, Kris Humphries had to know what he was getting into, right? Maybe not, if dueling tabloids are to be believed. Sources say the baller hasn’t exactly won over Kim’s tight-knit family. That’s putting it midly. Dude reportedly ripped Kourtney Kardashian for being “slave” to son Mason, roughhouses Kim so hard that her sisters call him “this weird, big clumsy oaf” and “was being a dick” through much of their courtship. Married only one month, Kim is already forced to defend her love. Or just miserable, depending on which totally accurate supermarket gossip rag you pick up . All of those quotes are courtesy of Us Weekly . Star , meanwhile, suggests that Kim isn’t a big fan of Kris lately either, “fighting bitterly” with her new spouse. Two major points of contention: Their life is completely, comically staged. Kris noticed. “He’s sick of how their lives are planned out like a scripted TV show ,” a source reveals, adding that just a few days before the wedding, he freaked out. He doesn’t like how the relationship is for the cameras, making you wonder how the heck he would possibly propose to Kim if that’s even half true. Allegedly, Kim told Kris she’d been planning this wedding since she was 10 years old, and he snapped: “Yeah, and you could just slot any guy into it.” No comment yet from Damon Thomas on that topic. Short, possibly bogus story: Everyone hates Kris, his namesake, Kris Jenner, has demanded that they “cool it” because “it may damage Kim’s reputation.” Still, Kim’s mom is furious that Kris is verbally abusive to Kim, rolling his eyes when she talks and even SMOKING A JOINT at a recent party. Unreal. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: Will it last?
