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Robyn Lawley is a Babe for Cosmo of the Day

Robyn Lawley is some plus sized model and food blogger from Australia who I have never had sex with, partially because I have never heard of her before today because I haven’t had the chance to work my charm on her, you know by writing her love letters and sending her baked goods, because the best way to a plus sized models heart is through her plus sized stomach…but also because girls don’t like having sex with me unless it is forced. She’s modelling paints and pyjamas in Cosmo..and despite her gut hanging out…I kinda love it…which is saying a lot cuz I hate fat chicks.

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Robyn Lawley is a Babe for Cosmo of the Day

Some North Korean Chick Eating a Lot of the Day

Watching small North Korean communist bitches eating a mean meant for 4…is highly fucking erotic….probably because unlike most American girls who eat for 4 in every sitting…this bitch probably weighs under 100 pounds…and when skinny girls eat like fat girls…and never end up fat girls…I get horny. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Some North Korean Chick Eating a Lot of the Day