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ESPN Nude Issue of the Day

ESPN has a magazine…and every year they do a nude body issue, I guess it is their answer to the SI Swimsuit issue, but instead of using busty models, who aren’t at all athletic, and if anything represent diabetes more than fitness, like Kate Upton, they use actual athletes…. Not the problem with actual athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is that they are scary, their bodies are too muscular, it’s almost disgusting or masculine, but the good thing about athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is the ability for them to help you move if you were to date one, you know, #NoMoreHeavyLifting…. The other good thing, high testosterone from all the muscles, not in a I wanna fuck a dude, so I’ll go for a girl as close to a dude as possible, but high testosterone on chicks, means high sex drive, couples with health and fitness leads to laying back and being ridden so hard her muscular vagina can rip your dick off… Here are some of the athletes…Courtney Force, Tarah Gieger, Agnieszka Radwanska, Sydney Leroux…. You may like it or hate it, I am just down with anything naked, I’m a pervert like that…

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Nimue Smit for Exit of the Day

Nimue Smit is a Dutch fashion model with a silly name, as most Dutch fashion models do… She’s 21 and she’s naked in something called EXIT, that I am going to assume is a magazine, and not a reference point of her asshole…because everyone knows, especially models who don’t eat very much, that the asshole is the best form of birth control while sleeping your way to the top, it avoids condoms that are uncomfortable, and pills that fuck with your hormones that could make you gain 10 pounds you can’t afford to gain cuz your career depends on it… You know since period repression through starvation is not ass full proof as anal.. Either way, I’ve never heard of her, she’s naked for fashion and lovely, so now I have…

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Nimue Smit for Exit of the Day