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The Allure of Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was recently described as sexual napalm by John Mayer. While she didn’t address the truth of that statement in the new issue of Allure (unfortunately), she did reference the douchebag singer on one occasion. “He didn’t make me go brunette,” she says of her past hair color. “John doesn’t get the credit. He’d like to think so, but he doesn’t deserve the credit.” Oh, SNAP! Jessica Simpson is a globe-trotting beauty spy. Apparently. Jessica says she isn’t bitter at her exes, particularly Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, of whom she says, “I’m still a fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on.” Her career isn’t what it once was, but her body still is. No one can take that away from Jessica. Or John for having kissed and told … and told, and told. Click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson pictures from Allure … [Photos: Allure ]

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Kendra Wilkinson Offers Obvious Weight Loss Tips

No one on the planet would want to laugh like Kendra Wilkinson, but we can’t blame many women for wanting a body like this former Playboy cover girl. With that in mind, the busty blonde has offered up the following, top-secret weight loss tips to OK! Weekly . How could Kendra have supposedly lost 25 pounds in eight weeks , without “going overboard and cutting everything out?” By taking these pieces of advice… Eat Breakfast : It’s the most important meal of the day! “I have strawberry or peach yogurt; cereal and fruit; or a smoothie, so I’m not hungry and I feel energized,” she said. Don’t Weigh Yourself : “Chart your progress with how your clothes fit, not what the number on the scale says.” Have a Goal : Kendra wants to possess the most famous backside in Hollywood (sorry, Kim Kardashian ) and to wear a slinky Herv