Long before Charlie Sheen was holed up in Las Vegas, trying to decide which of three porn stars he liked best , he was a just-turned 26-year-old scamp looking to have a birthday party so kick-ass that someone like Marlon Brando would want to attend. Alas, feeling like “a very large turd on a very thin stick” will often prevent even the greatest among us from having a good time.
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‘A Very Large Turd on a Very Thin Stick’: Marlon Brando Writes to 26-Year-Old Charlie Sheen
