Allow me to introduce you guys to German Playboy model and all-around hottie Cathy Schmitz . And no, that’s not her grandfather with her in these pictures, that’s her rich SOB of a husband. According to my sources, Cathy married the 81-year-old Austrian billionaire last year, and you know what, I can’t even be mad at the old guy. See, it’s always been my life’s goal to get a hot model to marry me for money. Why do you guys think I still live in my mom’s basement? To save on rent, duh. And at this rate, I figure I should be able to afford a hottie like Cathy by age 85. Right on schedule! » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
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Meet German Playboy Model Cathy Schmitz
