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Chrissy Teigen Is Not #FreeingTheNipple

Here’s Chrissy Teigen out in Paris, and maybe my eyes have just been ruined from years of putting my nose too close to my computer screen, but I’m not seeing as much of Chrissy as I’d hoped in these shots. I thought the sexy supermodel was supposed to still be crusading for the whole #FreeTheNipple movement . Oh well, I guess she’s just not as dedicated to the cause as the rest of us perverts activists. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Salma Hayek Jet-Skiing Bikini Pictures

I’m somewhat disappointed with these bikini pictures of Salma Hayek riding a jet-ski. I was hoping to see a little more bikini and a little less life jacket. We all know she’s got some tasty mom breast under that thing, but I’m not seeing as much as I would have liked. Unless the shots are going to be from behind, nobody wants to see pictures of a hottie jet-skiing in a life jacket. Actually I shouldn’t say that, there’s probably a whole community of perverts out there on the internet who really get off on this kind of thing. In which case, these are for you…. Weirdos.