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Karissa & Kristina Shannon’s Nice Golden Globes

Fresh off their hot little Nuts photo spread, double booty edition, Kristina and Karissa Shannon hit the town in their sexy futuristic hooker costumes. I’m not saying they look cheap or anything, they’re dressed in gold, I think that kind of thing costs extra. Anyway, I know these two probably aren’t great conversationalists or up to speed on the latest in world news, but I like them and would love to let them take me out to dinner. Call me.

Katie Price Belongs In Leather Clothing

I’m so glad that Katie Price is back to her old self, remember when she was trying to be a good mom and wouldn’t head out on the town dressed like a hooker?….. Those were dark days. But she’s dusted off her spandex bodysuits and tiny leather skirts and slut boots and has headed out for cocktails and sexy/awkward exits from automobiles and I love her for it. I think it’s time she settles down with a real man…. Real men have blogs.