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Sara Sampaio Modelling Underwear of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese girl who unlike other Portuguese girls, looks good in a bikini, and not all fat assed and full of Arroz Doce and fish…but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t smell like a fisherman’s daughter…like all other Portuguese girls…it just means she looks good when she gets paid her 10,000 dollar day rate to strip down…in pictures… She’s the kind of girl I would have liked to have found all poor and desperate escape her shitty fishing village…you know to save from her shitty life…like the hero I am…but they evil empire beat me to it..and here she is cheating on them with another brand.

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Sara Sampaio Modelling Underwear of the Day

Alyssa Miller Alyssa Miller in Lingerie of the Day

Apparently Alyssa Miller has sex with Jake Gyllenhaal, which I find hard to believe since Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. Not only have I seen Brokeback Mountain, but I have also been accosted by Jake Gyllenhaal in person, and it was less of a “action star trained in martial arts” and more of a ballet dancer, and not a Russian trying got escape communism ballet dancer, but a spoiled brat ballet dancer from Beverly Hills who didn’t get enough foam in his cappuccino ballet dancer…a little limp wristed enough for me to think he may even have AIDS from all his self destructive bareback parties he keeps on the down low…but that would imply they fuck…and they probably don’t…you see she’s just a groupie bitch getting ahead in life and he’s a wrung on her groupie ladder…only in her case, her groupie behavior comes with being a hot model I’d fuck had she not been tainted by the Gyllenhaal. That’s all I gotta say about that.

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Alyssa Miller Alyssa Miller in Lingerie of the Day

Miley’s Michael Jordan Ass of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so urban. Urban is so underground and if you don’t believe me, it’s being proven by Miley. being so Urban. Miley isn’t some sheltered rich kid who doesn’t leave her sheltered rich kid life. She’s totally street. I mean that’s where she learned how to tweak… Or maybe, tweaking, hip hop and all that other shit, is just played out now..it is mainstream. It is dead…but unfortunately for some of you Miley isn’t…but you haters are just jealous…cuz anyway you dice it, Miley is perfection to me.

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Miley’s Michael Jordan Ass of the Day