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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Book Cover Stirs Controversy, Confusion

When is a Kim Kardashian selfie book NOT the strangest piece of book news in a given week? When Penguin Publishing releasing a special Charlie and the Chocolate Factory cover in honor of that book’s 50th anniversary… and it looks like this: Meant to evoke spoiled character Veruca Salt, the photo is drawing criticism across the Internet for seemingly being at odds with the story’s tone and plot. The Guardian has referred to this as the worst book cover in history, writing: “No Charlie Bucket? No gloopy chocolate or shiny golden ticket? Penguin’s new cover reimagines Dahl’s classic as 1960s Wyndhamesque horror, robotic alien children stranded in a stark asylum.” Penguin claims the cover “looks at the children at the center of the story and highlights the way Roald Dahl’s writing manages to embrace both the light and the dark aspects of life,” but others don’t agree. The company’s Facebook page is littered with comment that echo the sentiments of the following: “Regardless of whether you think the cover has a sexualized child on it, there is nothing about it that would intrigue a child or even an adult to read the story. Can you imagine a man trying to read this in public? I may as well be a cover for Valley of the Dolls or Lolita.” WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY COVER?   So cool! So weird! So inappropriate! View Poll » Among other really terrible publishing ideas… Kardashian Book Releases: Who Reads These?!? 1. Kris Jenner Cookbook Yes, Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook. Will you buy it?

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Idris Elba Crushes Dreams of Women Everywhere, Shoots Down Giant Penis Rumors

Let’s be clear: Idris Elba may have a very large penis. It’s entirely possible. But the veteran actor took to Twitter today to shoot down talk that photos of him on the set of a movie in London depict this sizable private part, after the following pictures went viral and had women everywhere in a tizzy. “The good news is i got a sh*t load of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire,” Elba wrote. The actor, best known for roles in The Wire and Luther, hilariously added the hashtag “#egowentintospaceshipmodethough.” HA! Very well played, sir. Credit to Elba for actually coming out and ending chatter over his junk. If only the following celebrities had done the same thing over the past few years, instead of going in the entirely opposite direction: 7 Stars Who Have Sent Photos of Their Penis 1. Brett Favre Brett Favre didn’t just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married… and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played.

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Idris Elba Crushes Dreams of Women Everywhere, Shoots Down Giant Penis Rumors