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Amber Rose’s Space Hooker Costume

I like a girl in super tight clothing as much as the next guy, but I don’t know what’s going on with this Amber Rose chick. Here she is heading to some show for London’s Fashion Week dressed as a prostitute from another planet. Space hookers are hot. The weird pattern on those breasts are mesmerizing me, I’m hypnotized, I want to buy a Kanye West CD for some reason. Help me, I can’t handle that crap.

Amber Heard’s Dress Has Got To Go

I gather these are pictures of Amber Heard promoting some movie she’s in, I don’t know what it is and can’t be bothered to find out, but she’s a sexy woman so I thought I’d share them. How does this kind of dress even stay on? Women’s clothing is way too complicated. I feel uncomfortable wearing a shirt that’s slightly too tight, especially after a few beers, I can’t imagine wearing something that may slide off at any moment. Sadly Amber’s dress stayed put the entire evening. What a shame. more pictures of Amber Heard here