Tag Archives: somehow-acquire

It’s pretty clear that this Melissa Satta chick is a hottie, a hottie who will probably have nothing to do with me ever… Unless I become a professional athlete or somehow acquire a very substantial amount of money in the next little while. But she sure knows how to get my attention so I just had to post her. That bikini booty of hers is something special, I want to see National Geographic do a special on it. In high definition of course with lots of close ups and slow motion walking. Get to work.