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Happy Birthday USA, The Situation and Malia Obama!

The United States of America turns 237 years old this July 4. That’s quite the milestone, and one for which we should all be grateful as we celebrate today. A few other notables also share birthdays with the US of A, including … Malia Obama, now 15. The eldest daughter of President Barack Obama, the first African-American to lead our country, she represents the American dream. So, too, does The Situation, a man solely famous for … who knows anymore. Jersey Shore is a thing of the past, which is probably for the best. You have to hand it to anyone who can turn big muscles, even bigger tolerance for alcohol and a uniquely absurd vocabulary into a career, though. Only in America. And celebrating a birthday July 4. Along with … Geraldo Rivera (1943-) Bill Withers (1938-) Al Davis (1929-2011) George Steinbrenner (1930-2010) Ann Landers (1918-2002) Abigail Van Buren (1919-2013) Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933) Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864) Quite an eclectic group, which is just how it should be. So put down that firework, raise your Budweiser and toast all of them – and the great country we all live, work and read celebrity gossip in – today. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Amanda Bynes: Drake and I Have "Mutual Crushes" on Each Other!

Amanda Bynes claims she and rapper Drake have mutual crushes on one another. It’s unclear if Drake is aware of this, of course. We’re just going off of her Twitter. That tidbit was shared after Amanda slammed Perez Hilton (she repeatedly threatens to sue the celebrity gossip blogger) for some reason or another. “Nothing offends me more than being compared to Perez Hilton! Drake and I have been talking for years and have mutual crushes on each other!” Despite an open invitation to murder Amanda Bynes’ vagina , Drake has never commented or responded to any of her Tweets – publicly at least. Perhaps that explains why she’s a little hot and cold when it comes to him. “You Have To Make A Change To See A Change,” she said later . “Drake Is Not The One For Me, But I’m Sure He’ll Make Someone Happy!” The actress followed that up with the inevitable diss: “Drake Is Ugly.” To think, Monday he was “the most gorgeous man on the universe.” It’s not like the star’s ugly list is a bad (or lonely) place to be, nor is it necessarily permanent. We imagine she’ll be singing Drizzy’s praises again soon. As for the other man Bynes is supposedly madly in love with? His identity is unknown, but it’s not Drake. He’s #2 on her list. Whomever the lucky man is, she’s putting in work already! “I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I’m In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married,” she said. Good to know, Amanda. Good. To. Know.

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