If there’s one thing JWoww from Jersey Shore knows, it’s utterly trashy couture. If there’s a second thing JWoww knows … it’s taking human growth hormone. Okay, so she’s not really a romance expert at all. Nor did we assume she could read to be honest. But JWoww’s writing a book on love advice just the same! The MTV reality star, real name Jenni Farley, is coming out with The Rules According to JWoww in February. N.Y. Times Bestseller List , look the f*%k out. JWoww’s just-released book cover promises to reveal “secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.” Sometimes literally. Just ask Sammi Giancola . Inspired by the 1995 self-help classic “The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right,” Farley’s love lessons are unparalleled. Some tips: “Learn to spot a man whore a mile away,” “Rule No. 17, Bust his balls a little,” Rule No. 52, “Hair belongs on your head, nowhere else.” Profound. Too bad they didn’t help with Tom Lippolis, apparently. She should have made a rule about not allowing JWoww nude photos to get out.
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JWoww to Dispense Love Wisdom in New Book
