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You’ve probably heard by now that Jessica Simpson has signed on to lose weight with Weight Watchers or one of those other programs that squeeze money out of sad fat people, but I have to admit that I’m going to miss some of the baby weight. Specifically the area below the chin and above the belly button. Here she is giving us a great parting shot at the big girls in a perfect Twitter picture. Is that a pager she’s got clipped in there? What year is it?