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Kim Kardashian Kampaigns for Mayor

Planning to campaign, we presume, on a platform of lingerie photos and Facebook status updates, Kim Kardashian has announced her intention to run for Mayor of Glendale, California. The waste of nice boobs reality star made this plan known during an unaired piece of footage from Sunday’s new episode of Khloe & Lamar , which Ryan Seacrest unveiled yesterday on his website. In the following clip, Kim says the city of 190,000 residents will need to wait five years before she can take it over because she must establish residence there, but, with a strong Armenian community, she has little doubt she could make a difference there. Kim Kardashian for Mayor?!? WOULD YOU VOTE KIM KARDASHIAN FOR MAYOR OF YOUR HOMETOWN?

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Kim Kardashian Kampaigns for Mayor

Man vs. Zombies Twitter

Until relatively recently, I thought that twitter was a wasteland of status updates about how often one needed to use the bathroom or how excited one could be about potty training their dog. Continue reading

Something Here Isn’t Right…

• Something Here Isn’t Right • Local News Gone Horribly Wrong • Rihanna Is Busting Out • You Can’t Park There • Madonna Humping Things • Lord of the Rings Status Updates Continue reading

SNL’s Tizzle Wizzle Show with James Franco [Video]

SNL’s Mark Wahlberg Talks To Christmas Animals is getting lots of buzz around the internet this morning. But for our money, the delightfully twisted digital short The Tizzle Wizzle Show with James Franco was the real show stopper. Continue reading

Infinite Loop

Maru is stuck in an infinite portal loop. Somebody call Erwin Schrodinger! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Stormtrooper Status

These Star Wars status updates have been doing the rounds a bit in the last week, but this Stormtrooper one deserves singling out for its particular poignancy. Saddest Facebook update ever

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Stormtrooper Status

Twitter Attack Brings a Day Without Social Media

Noooo: Both Twitter and Facebook are flailing this morning. How will people plan their evening drinking sessions?

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Twitter Attack Brings a Day Without Social Media