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Britney Spears to David Lucado: Get on Your Knees and BARK, You Little B-tch!

Looks like Britney Spears definitely wears the pants in her relationship with David Lucado. She made that abundantly clear during her Las Vegas show. The singer dragged her boyfriend on stage at Planet Hollywood, forced him down on hands and knees and strapped him into a harness and dog collar. She then paraded him around on a leash like an animal. He seemed to dig the idea of being degraded by the pop princess at least, and likely isn’t alone: Britney Spears, David Lucado on Stage Part of Spears’ Las Vegas “Piece of Me” show involves the star plucking an audience member out to join her on-stage for this raunchy routine. On New Year’s Eve, David Lucado was that lucky man. It could be worse, we suppose, than being Britney’s bitch … bitch. And if nothing else, it’s a distraction from some of the criticism Spears’ show has faced. While the choreography, music and set design have packed the house, rumors of Britney Spears lip syncing and even faking her abs have made headlines. There was also that wardrobe malfunction (below). Her latest album, Britney Jean , was met with a lukewarm reception from critics and music-buyers alike, and is by far her weakest-selling effort to date. Girl can still crack a whip though. Right, David? Guess all that stuff about her feeling like an old woman when it comes to sex is all relative. Check out more highlights from Brit’s “Piece of Me” residency: Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Miley Cyrus Dances to Britney Spears Britney Spears – Toxic (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Do Something (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Till the World Ends (Piece of Me Opening Night) Britney Spears – Work Bitch (Piece of Me Opening Night)

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Ke$ha Dirty Love Video: Death By Glitter!

Ke$ha makes her directorial debut and stars as a writhing stripper who experiences a glorious champagne shower in her new music video for “Dirty Love.” All in a day’s work for Ke$ha. The video finds the singer in all her garter-belted, rainbow-colored glory, getting dirtier than ever … literally and otherwise. This is some gnarly stuff: Kesha – Dirty Love It’s no Miley Cyrus “Adore You” video , but it’s semi-NSFW. In addition to gratuitous shots of Ke$ha’s fine, shapely booty, we see her spitting at a camera. The clip closes with sound bytes from a news cast about smut peddling, though it’s unclear if this is meant to be ironic or some kind of social commentary. In any case, death by glitter happens in the last segment of the music video. There is glitter on the floor, and it’s hard core, we can promise you that. Dirty, dirty love indeed.

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Average Women’s Magazine Cover Spoofs Cosmo, is Hilariously Accurate

A hilarious parody of Cosmopolitan and other women’s magazines, entitled “Average Women’s Magazine Cover,” is making the online rounds, and for good reason. Created in 2010 by writer and illustrator Brendan McGinley, it resurfaced this week on Twitter, and if you’ve ever seen a real Cosmo cover, you’ll appreciate it. Right down to the font, the spoof nails the publication’s layout and its obsession with splashing SEX on the cover as many times as humanly possible. The only difference? The fine print on this one is much more honest: Features all-caps, bold headlines like “Overanalyzing” and “The Shame & Guilt Issue,” McGinley takes a funny, not subtle swipe at actual publications. NAKED. It may not apply at all, but they’re required to use that word. Turning to Cosmopolitan for advice on sex, relationships, body image and women’s health (mental and physical)? A dubious proposition at best. From its awesome Christina Hendricks subheading to teasers like “Lose 30 lbs Fast, Chop Off Your Leg!”, it’ll make you think twice about such magazines. Check out some amusingly similar, legitimate covers below:

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Average Women’s Magazine Cover Spoofs Cosmo, is Hilariously Accurate