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Paris Hilton’s Hotness Tour Continues…

I’m always happy to help extend Paris Hilton ‘s 15 minutes of fame by another 30 seconds (or 45 if I’m going for a new personal best), so here’s the original hot nobody at the Charbel Zoe Haute Couture store launch in LA, whatever that is. And all I ask in return is that this hotness comeback tour of Paris’ makes a quick stop at my mom’s basement. Again, we’re talking 45 seconds, tops. The way I’ve been keeping her “career” going all these years, I think it’s only fair. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Super Busty Dani Thompson At The Beach

I’ve covered a lot of busty Brits in my day, but I’m pretty sure this is the first post I’m doing on Dani Thompson here. And even though I didn’t recognize the name, there was just something about the British actress/model that caught my eye. (Just to be clear, it was the giant funbags.) Anyway, upon closer inspection, I recommend you keep your eyes on those, because the rest of Dani isn’t nearly as good. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

Renee Olstead’s Cleavage Show

According to my sources, the nerds have all gathered in Anaheim for their yearly trip out of the house WonderCon, which means there’s a lot of overweight Princess Leias and obese Stormtroopers currently taking over Southern California. But on the bright side, there was also a screening of some new movie called Unfriended , which means we’re treated to these pictures of Renee Olstead and her killer funbags. I’m not entirely sure who Renee is, but she looks very talented and I’m already a big fan. Photos: WENN.com

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Madison Beer Is Trouble

This is one post where I really hope you perverts didn’t just skip ahead to the pictures. Because according to my research, Madison Beer here is only 16. She’s also a pop star with a couple hit singles, but if you’re smart, I’m guessing you already moved it along as soon as you saw that “16.” And if not, what are you waiting for? A visit from Chris Hansen? Keep it moving. Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Frederikke Winther

You know how I love discovering new bikini models almost as much as you guys love drooling over them, so here’s my latest find: Danish hottie  Frederikke Winther . And I’ve got to tell you, with a bikini body this good, Frederikke just officially jumped to the top of my to-do list. Granted, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to cross her off, but I hear it’s good to set career goals. » view all 23 photos

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Maria Menounos’ Sweet Leg Show

I know it’s been way too long since we’ve had a new Maria Menounos booty update, and unfortunately it looks like we’re going to have to wait even longer. Because even though Maria showed up to some B-list LA event putting on a solid leg show, not one single pap was able to circle around and get the money shot. And you guys call me lazy. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Sofia Richie Is Big Big Trouble!

Abort, abort! Unless you want to spend your long weekend making friends down at your local police station, I suggest you move it along and pretend you never saw these. Because according to my research, Sofia Richie (aka Lionel Richie’s daughter and Nicole ‘s sister) is only 16. I never thought I’d say this, but… this girl really should’ve listened to her mom and taken a sweater. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Bella Thorne Is A Troublemaker

Here’s the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in Hollywood Bella Thorne in New York to help put more of you perverts away launch something called the #FindYourPark Campaign to encourage people to get outside and rediscover the country’s national parks. But I encourage you to all just move it along and forget all about this. Not just because of Bella, but also because as a blogger, I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to the outdoors, sunlight and fresh air. I told you this girl was dangerous. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

Ireland Baldwin Is Now A Nude Model

Don’t worry, according to my sources, Ireland Baldwin is 19 now, so checking out this crazy hot black-and-white lingerie photoshoot of hers isn’t going to get you pervs in trouble. Well, not as long as you’re careful about where you look at these. Because it turns out, most people don’t consider a raging pants fire to be a legitimate medical emergency. Instead, they just yell at you to put your pants back on and get out of their coffee shop or they’re “calling the cops.” Go figure.

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Jordana Brewster Works It Good At The Furious 7 Premiere

Here’s Jordana Brewster at the Furious 7 premiere in LA and I was thinking, I know they’ve done a lot of crazy sh*t in these movies, like dragging a bank vault through Rio, driving a car through a plane, all that crap. But I’m still waiting for them to finally do the craziest stunt of all: having Jordana ride a blogger. Hmm, you’re right. That’s probably way too unbelievable. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →