No, Ultimate Catch is not the new, post-stroke title of Deadliest Catch — it’s football star Chad Ochocinco’s VH1 reality series where he combs a casting pool of hundreds to find a wife/fiancee/girlfriend/any old person. If anyone’s right for a televised dating spree, it’s Ochocinco, who comes with ready-made catchphrases like “Child, please” and a rambunctiousness that defined his recent stint on Dancing with the Stars , but it took all of 60 seconds for the #85 Bengal to squander his telegenic goods on this abysmal new series.
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How Chad Ochocinco’s Reality TV Career Jumped the Shark within the First Minute of Ultimate Catch
