Tag Archives: their-boobies

Alyssa Milano Busts Out The Girls

Here is Alyssa Milano making her way to “The Tadashi Shoji Show”. I never heard of this designer, but he should be thankful that Alyssa and her cleavage attended his event because he just got free advertising on Hollyood Tuna. Speaking of advertising, I think chesty models and actresses should use their breasts as walking billboards. It’s a genius form of marketing and I wish I would have thought of it years ago. I’d pay Alyssa or any hottie good money to have my logo on their boobies at a televised award show. Ladies, that is an offer! Call me if interested!

Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot In A Stupid Outfit

I love Nicole Scherzinger’s tight Pussycat Doll body so much that I can overlook this absolutely retarded outfit she’s wearing and still manage to get semi erect. It’s not easy, but with a lot of concentration and with my eyes focused squarely on that great ass it’s possible. It’s a skill I’ve had for years. How do you think I got this job? I’ve also perfected the ‘Elbow To Boob Rub In A Crowded Bar’ move and the ‘Spill An Ice Cold Drink On Some Topless Chicks While They’re Suntanning So We Can See Their Boobies Like It’s A 1980′s Van Halen Video’ move… Multitalented.