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Ashley Greene Sweating Again of the DAy

If you’re not a 13 year old girl with a twilight poster on your wall next to your Jonas Brother poster on your wall, then you have no business knowing who this bitch is, or even lusting after her….you have no business seeing her sweaty ass and thinking about all the motion that went into making her that sweaty…you shouldn’t be thinking about licking the salty taste off her like you were some kind of pony at he barn and more importantly, the smells you expect her to have radiating from her cunt should not be something you get turned on thinking about….because she’s done nothing for the average man, she never sluts off, she’s solidified her position in the market, all by neglecting us by not getting stripped down and sexy for us, cuz she just doesn’t care about us…we aren’t the market that will make her millions, we’re just the perverts that feed an ego that’s already been fed….and I hate this level of security and cockiness…. And all this to say…she’s got Popeye forearms for calves…ripped and covered in sweat…what a slut…

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Hilary Duff is a Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer of the Day

The whole reason mom jeans are hot is because they ride pussy like bitch was a 70s slut on her way to the disco to rail an 8 ball of coke, before getting gangbanged in the back room by the entire staff… Covering that cameltoe that is inevitible when you put these pants on is some kind of mean shit that takes away all the job in watching a broad bitch rock the shit… That’s why Hilary Duff is the Mom Jeans Cameltoe Killer. Call PETA. She’s fucked up everything.

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