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Miley Cyrus Twerking in a Unicorn Suit of the Day

My favorite thing about girls going through a break-up is that shit like this happens. You know with the whole losing their fucking mind cuz they feel so alone and broken, especially in Miley’s case, where emotionally she must already be totally damaged thanks to trading her childhood in for her mom’s fake tits. You know when she started working for them at 12. Not to mention surrounded by assholes sucking her dick, getting her water and drinks when she demanded it at 10, making her the worst fucking cunt around….at least that’s my prediction. But for some reason, she’s a cunt I want to fuck. I’ll take broken, spoiled, sad when packaged in a tight young body. I’ll even be happy with just watching her twerk video.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Miley-Cyrus-Twerking-Unicorn.flv

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Miley Cyrus Twerking in a Unicorn Suit of the Day

Jeff Goldblum Teaches us a Valuable Life Lesson of the Day

People may think this site isn’t very educational, but I think we can all learn a great lesson from these Jeff Goldblum and his fiance pics, and that lesson is that young pussy is good pussy, and there’s no real point in settling down with pussy your age, when there are so many girls out there looking for a dad they never had…It allows the man to stay in control, not deal with middle age bullshit all while cumming on tight young body…and since all marriages end in divorce, you might as well give 50 percent of your acting fortune to pussy that gets you off, versus damaged fucking goods, so take that bit of knowledge with you into the weekend. It’s all you really need to know to live a good life.

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Jeff Goldblum Teaches us a Valuable Life Lesson of the Day