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Beyonce Works It Good In GQ

Wow, after checking out these pictures of Beyonce in GQ , I’m pretty sure we missed a serious contender for MILF of the Year. Where was this all of 2012? Anyway, I don’t really get the point of the football helmet or poses, but I’d sure love to play a little two-hand touch with Beyonce. And since I’m pretty sure Jay-Z could buy this site 10 times over and turn it into a blog about adult diapers, by two-hand touch, I mean play patty-cake with Beyonce and their wonderful kid. Obviously. Related Articles: Beyonce’s Armpits Need A Shave Beyonce Knowles’ Unitard Gets A Workout Beyonce’s “Groundbreaking” Performance Beyonce Flashes Her Curves

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Beyonce Knowles’ Breasts Got Milk

I’ve never found pregnant chicks very sexy, at least not until Hilary Duff got all knocked up and gorgeous in her sexy booty shots, but I’ve always had a thing for sweet big pregnant lady breasts. Here’s Beyonce giving us a sneak peek at what sort of sexy transformation we can expect from those tasty sweater mounds of hers. That Jay-Z character is going to have a fun few months. Lucky bastard. Mega-rich rap stars get all the breaks. Anyhow, so far I like the way this pregnancy is shaping up.

Beyonce Knowles Bikini Pictures… I Think

It’s a little difficult to tell, but these really are pictures of Beyonce hanging out on a giant yacht in her bikini. It’s her trust me. Sadly the picture quality is absolute garbage, but you get the idea. Boobs, oversized earrings and big ass hair just scream Beyonce . Anyhow, I’ve been looking at these pictures too long, I feel like I’ve got beer goggles on, I bet when I look at them later they’re going to be shots of some fat chick on a dingy.

Kelly Rowland Swimsuit Pictures

I always seem to have trouble remembering who Kelly Rowland is, I think she had something to do with Beyonce, maybe a back up dancer or something. Anyhow, here she is hanging out in the ocean in a sexy little swimsuit that will definitely help me remember who she is in a couple of years when she finally makes it back on the site. I’m just kidding, if she keeps showing off cleavage like this she’s welcome anytime. more pictures of Kelly Rowland here

Paris Hilton Actually Makes My Pants Tight

I haven’t done a post on Paris Hilton in a very long time, a while ago I had a team of nerds set up some fancy Hilton Filters and Paris Blockers on my computer to keep her out. Apparently these pictures of her outside the Letterman studios in a sexy blue dress were just too hot and somehow managed to make it through my firewalls. I hate myself for saying this, but she actually does look pretty good.

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Beyonce Knowles’ Cleavage Smells Expensive

Here’s Beyonce Knowles launching her new line of perfume called Heat at Macy’s in New York City the other day looking pretty fierce. Am I using that right? I’m a straight white guy over the age of twenty-five so I’m not sure of the lingo

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Beyonce Knowles’ Got Cleavage

Here’s Beyonce performing at a concert in Japan, showing off her majorly pushed up cleavage. This is a Beyonce I can get used to… if this were 2002.

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