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Ashley Greene’s Sad Little Short Shorts

Am I the only one who thinks that Ashley Greene needs to cheer up a little? I mean the chick is hot, she was in one of those super popular sensitive vampire movies that all the teenage girls love so much and she’s wearing daisy dukes. You can’t be upset wearing cut-off denim short shorts, that’s the rule, I’m pretty sure it’s stitched into the label. I know when I spend the afternoon in my cut-offs it really brightens up my day. Plus, you never see one of those hot chicks working at the foxy bikini carwash looking depressed… And she works at a damn carwash.