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Shanna Moakler in her Fat Chick Dress of the Day

It’s a pretty bad sign when you have breast implants and shit looks like its sagging, it means you’ve been emotionally eating a little too much since the second love of your life’s dick got burnt off in a plane crash and you haven’t been able to fuck in months, I mean I guess that’s what’s going on here, or maybe she’s just fat because that’s what happens when Playboy and Reality TV doesn’t want you anymore, and who really cares, I know I don’t.

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Shanna Moakler in her Fat Chick Dress of the Day

Lisa “Pussyface” Rinna’s Jacked Body of the Day

I used to know a bitch who was into suction on her pussy. She made this device with a plastic cup and a garden hose that she’d but over her vagina and start sucking and one day I was lucky enough to watch. She said something it being the only way she can get off, but I’ll tell you the space creature shit that happened to her vagina under that kind of pressure was disgusting as a vagina should never be seen under those conditions, and it was the one time I couldn’t get off to a naked bitch who wasn’t my wife and the shit looked a lot like Lisa Rinna’s mouth.

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Lisa “Pussyface” Rinna’s Jacked Body of the Day