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Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness

Obviously I still don’t know who this Micaela Schaefer chick is, finding that out would take effort and I’m just not that kind of guy. Besides, I kind of like our anonymous internet affair, it makes it seem that much dirtier. Here she is again walking around some sort of convention center in her sexy little bikini and douchebag trucker hat. I like it. Any woman who’s not afraid to walk around in public half naked is alright with me. I want to make sweet hump with her. Call me.

Paris Hilton’s Sexy Fetish Wear

Paris Hilton hasn’t exactly been lighting up the tabloids or celebrity blogs over the last few years, nobody really cares about her if she’s not going to be out getting hammered and flashing her lady business every chance she gets, but if she keeps wearing outfit like this all that might chance. Is she single again? In my experience this isn’t the kind of thing that a chick in a relationship wears out on the town. I like it. She’s been wearing this sexy streetwalker outfit a lot lately. #sluttyandsingle