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Staring Up Salma Hayek’s Nose of the Day

My new fetish is looking up the noses of old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood…especially when her nostrils and tryng to see up them is is all that’s is going on in the pic…they are overpowering and all my perverted mind can fixate on…imagining all the wonderful things that I can do with those nostrils…using my hands, mouth, dick, and feee….anything to get close to them….because when you stare long enough at her nostrils…the fact that she is 90 almost doesn’t matter. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Staring Up Salma Hayek’s Nose of the Day

Emily VanCamp Rocking Booty Shorts of the Day

Emily VanCamp is a Canadian I have never met, because I guess she lives in another ice village that is not close enough range to my ice village to reach by dog sled….but I am sure we have some mutual friends…you know since the population of Canada is 5,000. She is 26, was on a show called Are You Afraid of the Dark when she was 13 and pedophiles masturbated to her. Now she’s on a show called Revenge, that I am sure is the fucking worst, but none of her career matters, since she wears hipster shorts jacked up her ass for the paparazzi and I get to stare without feeling overly awkward, since it is via a computer screen, even though that in and of itself has got very weird historically…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily VanCamp Rocking Booty Shorts of the Day