Last week we reported that Taylor Swift insured her legs for an insane amount of money. Forty million dollars, to be exact. Swifty has yet to confirm the rumor, but it’s not unheard of for celebs to take out policies on their most valuable physical attributes. But while Taylor may never come out and admit that she’s walking around on the world’s most expensive gams, she was more than happy to joke about her upscale limbs following a recent run-in with one of her beloved felines. Taylor posted the above photo with a caption reading, “GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS” Meredith, of course, is Meredith Grey – Taylor’s eldest kitty, who’s awesomely named for Ellen Pompeo’s character on Grey’s Anatomy. That scratch might take a few days to heal, but Taylor and her cats are inseparable, and we’re sure she quickly got over Meredith’s betrayal. After all, every cat owner knows the beasts really only love two things – themselves, and taking up the maximum amount of space on your couch. Meredith’s damage to Taylor’s leg is obviously pretty minor, but it’s resulted in something incredible: The singer’s response is officially the Most Taylor Swift Tweet of All Time. It’s got everything we love about Ms. Swift: cat love, self-deprecation, a humorous response to a tabloid rumor… It may not be as epic as Taylor’s cats reenacting Malcolm Butler’s Super Bowl interception , but it’s always a thrill to see Taylor go full-Taylor. Taylor Swift and Cats: A Perfect Pairing 1. Taylor Swift and Olivia Benson View Photo Taylor and the newest addition to her cat family. Olivia is named for Mariska Hargitay’s character on Law & Order: SVU. 2. Taylor Swift and Cat View Photo Taylor takes her kitty for a stroll. She’s taken some flak for not using a leash or pet carrier. 3. Taylor Swift With Her Kitty View Photo Taylor takes her kitty out in public. Yes, it’s safe for work. Get your mind out of the gutter! 4. Taylor Swift, Cat View Photo Taylor Swift has a new pet! She poses here with the adorable cat. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Taylor Swift – For Your ACM Consideration View Video Taylor Swift posted this amusing “For Your ACM Consideration” video in advance of the award show. The End. Up Next: ” Taylor Swift and Cats: A Perfect Pairing .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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Taylor Swift Shares Bloody Cat Scratch Photo, Jokes About Her $40 Million Legs
