I think that the inventors of the SUV and the short skirt should get a shared Nobel Prize because they go together better than gin and tonic or boobs and baby oil. I don’t know why Cheryl Tweedy feels the need to tease me like this, it’s not very nice of her, she knows how I feel about her and her lady bits so why almost give me a peek. That’s like almost winning the lottery or almost not shitting your pants after eating at a Korean barbecue.
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Cheryl Tweedy Ruins An Upskirt Moment
