Apparently Blake Lively thought she’d be clever and hide out on the balcony in her bikini so as not to draw any attention from the paparazzi while she was in Miami for the Super Bowl . Nice try princess. She’s f@#king hot and in a bikini, a balcony is not going to do the trick. Luckily my mom’s basement has plenty of room to hang out and be yourself. You can even wear the bikini if you’d like. Let me know, I’ll open up a box of wine and maybe even warm up a few pizza pockets.
