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Kelly Brook Dresses For Success

It’s not exactly a well kept secret that I’m in love with Kelly Brook , she’s my favorite busty British hottie right now, so getting shots of her all tarted up in a sexy photoshoot makes today an extra special day. Who thought daisy dukes and a bra could look this good? I can’t really tell if that’s a see through dress she’s wearing, I think it is, but I’m willing to spend about thirteen minutes thoroughly examining the pictures in order to find out. Where’s that old sock?

Perfect Maryse Ouellet Bikini Pictures

I’m really glad I found these pictures of hottie Maryse Ouellet , I was in the mood for some French Canadian hotness today. The woman is sexy, she seems to belong in skimpy little swimsuits. She also looks like she belongs in my bathtub, hanging out drinking wine coolers while I help bathe her. She can still wear the bikini if she likes, but I’ll be completely naked of course. Call me.

Blake Lively Bikini Pictures

Apparently Blake Lively thought she’d be clever and hide out on the balcony in her bikini so as not to draw any attention from the paparazzi while she was in Miami for the Super Bowl . Nice try princess. She’s f@#king hot and in a bikini, a balcony is not going to do the trick. Luckily my mom’s basement has plenty of room to hang out and be yourself. You can even wear the bikini if you’d like. Let me know, I’ll open up a box of wine and maybe even warm up a few pizza pockets.