Here’s Scarlett Johansson getting all sultry for a set of recent Mango ads. I’m not hating this, that’s probably because I like hot chicks with bitchy looks. But if I had to make a criticism, I would say a little less clothing and a little more boobing would be in order. We know those big chesticles are in there, let’s have a look at them. She kinda looks like a sexy secretary waiting for her boss to come in to discuss the possibility of a raise. And we all know how that’s going to turn out. I like it. I’m getting a raise of my own. Get it?
