You Gotta Laugh to Keep From Crying

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovel, mount your assess and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.” Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land.” Now Obama has stolen my shovel, taxed my ass, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land! I was so depressed last night about Health care plans, the economy, the war, lost jobs, no savings, social security, retirement funds, etc,……I called Lifeline….I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck….. added by: ahiguy

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