I was very saddened by the news this week that Elizabeth Hurley has decided to get married once again, you’d think she’d learn her lesson, so I thought I’d introduce you to the happy couple. That’s Liz on the right looking as gorgeous as ever, and that’s her new fiancee standing next to her with his tongue hanging out like a caveman about to club her over the head and drag her back into his cave by the hair. We get it douche, you hit the jackpot. Now get out of the shot.
