Kelly Brook and I have had an ongoing internet love affair for years now, she may not admit to it, but secretly on Twitter …. Well, she still won’t admit it, but that doesn’t mean it’s not happening. At least that’s what I’m telling myself. Here she is in some lame photoshoot for something nobody cares about looking absolutely gorgeous… As always. Honestly, the woman is probably the most perfect woman I’ve ever seen aside from the stripper that just finished rubbing herself up against me.
