If betting on sports were legal, the THG staff would be a rich group. We went 3-0-1 in opening round NFL playoff predictions last weekend, even correctly forecasting Denver’s upset over Pittsburgh. Stick with us, readers. We know what really counts in these matchups. Now we’re back to tell you which teams will advance to their respective conference championship games. First up: Five key comparisons between the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos, who square off Saturday night at 8 p.m. NUMBER OF TIMES QB HAS GOTTEN LAID: Patriots: At least two Broncos: None Edge: Patriots QUARTERBACK-BASED PROOF THAT GOD EXITS : Patriots: This wife Broncos: This play Edge: Patriots EXPERIENCE WITH CHAD OCHOCINCO : Patriots: Disappointing free agent pickup Broncos: None Edge: Broncos STAR PLAYER’S GOD-GIVEN ABILITY : Patriots: Dancing Broncos: Everything Edge: Broncos POSSIBLE ACHILLIES HEEL: Patriots: Pass defense, running game, overconfidence Broncos: Satan Edge: Patriots THE VERDICT : It will be closer than people expect, but the Patriots take it. Seriously, if Tebow is tight with the son of God, Brady must at least be BFFs with His nephew. The Golden Boy has a huge day. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN?
