If you’ve been to Courtney Stodden’s Instagram page, then you know the girl is no fan of clothing. But unlike other young starlets who get naked for a living, Courtney gets creative with her nudity. Obviously, Courtney’s sex tape was pretty standard fare, but check out the thought and planning that went into her celebration of National Waffle Day (which is apparently a thing). On the left, we have Courtney looking for a “midnight snack” (according to her caption). A few hours later, she posted the pic on the right and captioned it, “Breakfast in bed on National Waffle Day.” Combined, the photos tell a story of ambition, desire, and boobs. We’re hoping this is the start of an ongoing “food and nudity” (Foodity?) phase for Courtney that will be every bit as exciting as Picasso’s Blue Period. National Waffle Day is not generally regarded as a sexy occasion, but when Courtney hears about anything, she immediately thinks, “Hmmm…how can I turn this into an excuse to get naked?” which is exactly the kid of can-do spirit this country needs. We’d like to take this occasion to remind everyone that August 27th is National Banana Lovers’ Day (seriously). Be sure to check back to see how Courtney marks that occasion.
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Courtney Stodden: Naked, Covered in Waffles on Instagram
