Farrah Abraham’s latest music video has reminded us that before she was into porn, she totally tried to be a musician. It also reminds us of how terrible she is. Like, hilariously bad. Her new track “Blowin'” (as in your mind, not James Deen’s member) is so far beyond the point of bad that we lack the appropriate words. You couldn’t dream up a spoof of a Farrah Abraham music video that would fail as hard as her actual song, which we suppose makes it awesome in a way. One might even say it’s mind “Blowin'” … the irony: Farrah Abraham – Blowin’ Yeah. It’s like a legendary joke she’s not in on. Like previous efforts “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom” and “On My Own” (below), Farrah Abraham overuses auto-tune more than parodies of auto-tune. According to the lyrics, which she uploaded herself, it appears to be a song about being better then [sic] normal and showing them what your [sic] made of. She’s “Blowin'” at grammar, that’s for sure. As for the baffling music video, it features her partying with friends and hanging with daughter Sophia, who is going to be so, so confused in a few years. Read some lyrical experts from this work of genius after the jump and tell us if you think she might be the worst singer in the history of modern music … Let me get that air That breeze The wind I need, Im blowin (I’m blowin) All these bullies away Celeburty – Celeburty – Celeburty Being yourself is makin you famous Live and learn Be better then normal Make those mistakes Your blowin (your blowin) all their minds away (Appearance, Sexuality, Ability) Farrah Abraham – Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham – On My Own Casted out Now your standin out Like a star Be true to you Topin all the charts CelebURty – CelebURty – CelebURty Being yourself is makin you famous All these ups And downs With the best Support around (Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages) Bein a star Is better then Not knowin (not knowin) Who your are Let the hate stack up Positivity push through Being you (Bein You) Take your time, (Have the last laugh) It’s your time Being ourselves made us famous Yeah … we got nothing when it comes to this girl. Not anymore. Between the Farrah Abraham sex tape and her music career, we are utterly speechless. And yet, there may be no other celebrity these days who fascinates us in quite the same way … even if it’s a morbid curiosity, disbelieving kind of way. For more reasons why, click through the gallery below: 21 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 21. Farrah Abraham Naked Come hither? Please, please no …
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Farrah Abraham "Blowin’" Music Video: So Bad It’s … No, It’s Just Bad!
