Clearly, Caroline Wozniacki is attracted to athletes, but beyond that, this woman has no “type,” whatsoever. Wozniacki got engaged to Rory McIlroy in late 2013, and the couple seemed to be a match made made in golfers’ heaven. Unfortunately, McIlroy dumped Wozniacki just weeks before the wedding, and now it seems the experience traumatized her so much that she’s decided to date McIlroy’s polar opposite. If you’re not familiar with JJ Watt, just imagine if Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy had a lovechild with a side of beef and together, they taught it to be the most dominant pass rusher in the NFL. Like McIlroy, Watt is the one of the best in the world at what he does. Unlike McIlroy, Watt is what it would look like if you could turn the act of crushing a beer can against your forehead into a human being. Anyway, Watt and Wozniacki attended last night’s NCAA men’s basketball national championship game in which Watt’s alma mater Wisconsin fell to the ever-dominant Duke. We’re sure Watt was disappointed, but we imagine Wozniacki was more than happy to console him after the game. Is this upsetting news for McIlroy is he too waist-deep in Northern Irish golf groupies to care? Either way, the real victim is Wozniacki’s ability to walk properly. Is it possible to play tennis while bow-legged? 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense 1. Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis Before becoming Ashton Kutcher’s Baby Mama, Mila Kunis dated Macaulay Culkin…for EIGHT YEARS. Speaking of Ashton… 2. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore View Photo Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore shocked the world when they went public with their relationship. They shocked us even further by discussing their very interesting and involved family dynamics with her ex Bruce Willis. 3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes View Photo Everything about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage screamed publicity stunt until she divorced him, but hey, at least she got to wear heels. 4. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison View Photo In a very May-December romance, Courtney Stodden married Doug Hutchison, then 51, when she was only 16 years old. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Katy Perry and Russell Brand View Photo We’re not quite sure what Katy Perry saw in Russell Brand that moved her to marry him, but their union lasted less than a year. 6. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent View Photo Seems like Chelsea Handler knows her way around a lollipop. She dated 50 Cent for nearly a year. 7. Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn View Photo Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn have been together for over 20 years, but she was sort of his daughter so it’s super weird. 8. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer View Photo Jessica Simpson and John Mayer actually look great together, but she’s way not cerebral enough for him. He once said she was addictive, like “crack cocaine.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley Words cannot adequately describe how bizarre Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley’s marriage felt to the world. 10. Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone Before Emma Stone moved on to Spider-man, she dated Kieran Culkin. Those Culkin boys know how to get the hotties! 11. Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt Perhaps the strangest of Brad Pitt’s high-profile relationships was his 4-year run with Juliette Lewis. 12. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney View Photo The ultimate in WTF, Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney seem like complete opposites, but if opposites really DO attract then maybe that explains this totally weird coupling. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne View Photo A wannabe reality star and a wannabe rocker. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne were a match made in wannabe Heaven. 14. Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen View Photo Now THIS is a weird May-December romance that kind of grosses us out. (At least Courtney Stodden has that whole “attention whore” thing going for her…) Mary-Kate Olsen is engaged to Olivier Sarkozy which just SCREAMS “Daddy Issues.” 15. Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song View Photo Feather-tattoo faced Trace Cyrus was romantically linked to Disney channel sweetheart Brenda Song. And speaking of the Cyrus family… 16. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth View Photo We’re so glad Liam Hemsworth realized he could do way better (and way less crazy) than Miley Cyrus. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds The only thing Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds seem to have in common is that they’re both Canadian. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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JJ Watt and Caroline Wozniacki: Dating?!
