Lady Gaga Extolls Virtues of Manicures, Handjobs

Lady Gaga is all about manicures. One of the underrated reasons for this, she writes in her monthly column for V is that they leave you better prepared in case the need for a handjob strikes. Writes the Gaga: “Having a perfect manicure instantly makes you feel beautiful and clean.” Also, “You’ll be ready for sex, or to put a penis in your hand.” Hey, you can never be too prepared. Not sure how many guys ask if their partner has had a manicure lately when a HJ is on the horizon, but good to know, Lady Gaga . Good to know. Also, Mother Monster feels manicures bolster self-esteem, project an image of success which is good for biz, and help a woman to express herself. You know, in addition to providing smoother hand relief.

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