Earlier this month, Scott Disick briefly attended rehab. Anyone who chooses to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online can understand why: the dude is very often out of control. But Disick allegedly left rehab after a very short stint, and now Life & Style claims his substance abuse problems run far deeper than alcohol. Scott Disick is ADDICTED TO COCAINE. According to the latest issue of this unreliable supermarket tabloid, that is. Moreover, the cover story says Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have split and will soon enter into a “$50 million court battle” over her fortune. The “kids are caught in the middle.” There was an “overdose” and a big “fight” and even an instance of “cheating.” In short, things between Disick and Kardashian aren’t very good at the moment, which is the only piece of this story we actually believe. There have been Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian breakup rumors running rampant around the Internet for years. The couple has three kids together, but they also have their fair shares of problems. Or Scott does, at least. Kourtney can do better. We all know this. 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims 1. Kendall and Scott Disick?!? View Photo Wait… what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it? 2. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? View Photo Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 3. Kim Kardashian Butt Problems View Photo Oh no! Kim Kardashian’s butt won’t stop growing! What will the reality star do? 4. Kim Kardashian: Under Kanye’s Control! View Photo Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kardashians Split! View Photo Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story. 6. Bruce Jenner Tell-All? View Photo Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know. 7. Kris Jenner and Ben Flajnik Cover View Photo Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly. 8. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian is a Cheater! View Photo Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she’s apparently been caught by Life & Style. 10. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover View Photo The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 11. Khloe Kardashian: In Tears! View Photo Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister’s engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!? 12. Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner Cover View Photo Are Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner teenage trainwrecks? Yes, according to Star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bruce Jenner to Destroy Kris Jenner? View Photo Bruce Jenner is out to destroy Kris Jenner. Will he succeed? 14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! View Photo It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 15. Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Cover View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is pissed at Kim Kardashian, according to this tabloid. She wants her sister to “act like a mom.” 16. Kim Kardashian and her New Body View Photo Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Exposing the Kardashians View Photo Kris Jenner’s sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family’s secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly. 18. Kim Kardashian Dumped Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together. 19. Khloe Kardashian Baby Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!? 20. Lamar Odom Tell-All Claim View Photo Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all… if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Double Kardashian Divorce? View Photo We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce. 22. Khloe Kardashian Divorce Story View Photo Khloe Kardashian could headed toward a $75 million divorce. Are you buying this cover story? 23. Kim Kardashian Baby Plea View Photo Kim Kardashian apparently wants the world to meet North West. But this tabloid cover claims Kanye is against it. 24. Kim Kardashian: So Tortured! View Photo Kim Kardashian is reportedly tortured by her very own body. That has to be kind of awkward. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Khloe Kardashian Kover Klaim View Photo Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman. 26. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Story View Photo No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again…. right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story! 27. Kim Kardashian Wedding Story View Photo Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least. 28. Khloe Kardashian Star Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again? View Photo Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least. 30. Khloe Kardashian Tabloid Picture View Photo Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn’t have a baby. But still. 31. Khloe Kardashian In Touch Cover View Photo The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly. 32. Khloe Kardashian: Done! View Photo Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Khloe Kardashian Cover View Photo Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother. 34. Kim Kardashian Weight Story View Photo Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least. 35. Kim Kardashian: I Just Can’t Do This! View Photo Kim Kardashian says she just can’t do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that. 36. Kanye West Cheating Claim View Photo Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kim Kardashian Life & Style Drama View Photo There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!? 38. Kim Kardashian on In Touch Weekly View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she’ll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives. 39. Scheming Kim Kardashian? View Photo Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West’s back! 40. Broke Kardashians? View Photo Are the Kardashians really broke?!? Yes, if you somehow believe this tabloid story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Kanye West: Gay?!? View Photo Oh my God! Kanye West may be gay! No wonder Kim Kardashian is freaking out. 42. Khloe: Hotter Than Kim? View Photo You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now. 43. Keeping Up with the Kardashians Tabloid Cover View Photo Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians coming to an end? Don’t believe this nonsense. It is not. 44. Khloe Kardashian Baby News!!! View Photo Is Khloe Kardashian gonna have a baby with French Montana?!? Yes, if you believe this cover story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Kim Kardashian Wedding Nightmare View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She is apparently going through the “Wedding from Hell.” 46. Beyonce and Jay Z Divorce Cover View Photo Say it isn’t so! Are Beyonce and Jay Z really ended for a divorce?!? 47. Kim Kardashian: Wedding Disaster? View Photo Kim Kardashian was apparently “humiliated” at her own wedding. That’s too bad for the star! 48. The Revenge of Rob Kardashian? View Photo Will the Kardashians soon experience Rob’s revenge? Is he really planning a tell-all? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Kendall Jenner Tabloid Kover View Photo Kendall Jenner says SHE’S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian. 50. Pregnant Kardashians!!! View Photo All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant. 51. Kimye Divorce! View Photo Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage. 52. Kim Kardashian: Exposed! View Photo Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 53. Kim Kardashian Fat Feature View Photo Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover. 54. Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped View Photo This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she’s evidently been dumped by Kanye West. 55. Kardashian Drama! View Photo Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn’t part of her family any longer, apparently. 56. Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped?!? View Photo Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we’d feel so sorry for her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 57. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian: Dumped! View Photo Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!? 58. Kimye Divorce Battle? View Photo Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly. 59. In Love with Khloe! View Photo This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian. 60. Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Cover View Photo Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 61. Khloe Kardashian Life & Style Cover View Photo According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she’s in love with Lamar Odom. That’s gotta be awkward. 62. Dumped by Kanye! View Photo Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is. 63. Kourtney Kardashian: Was She DUMPED? View Photo Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She’s been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We’d feel badly for her if this story were true. 64. Kourtney Catches Scott!!! View Photo Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 65. Kendall Jenner Pregnant Cover View Photo For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick’s chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover? 66. SHOCKING PROPOSAL View Photo WHOA! Scott Disick proposed to Kendall Jenner?!? Of course not. But that didn’t stop Star from printing it. 67. Kardashians Canceled?!? View Photo Has Keeping Up with the Kardashians been canceled? No. But try telling that to this tabloid cover story. 68. Cocaine Addict! View Photo Wait… is Scott Disick addicted to cocaine?!? Yes, according to this Life & Style cover. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 68 Krazy Kardashian Tabloid Kover Klaims .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Continued here:
Scott Disick: Addicted to Cocaine?!?
