Here’s Adriana Lima doing that supermodel thing that she does where my pants get tighter and I start to get a little light headed. I don’t know what this photoshoot is for, but supermodels in sexy boots have always been one of my favorite things. When I was a young boy my grandfather used to take me to the supermodel store to stare at the latest models and I remember thinking that when I’m older I’d like to have one of my own. I later found out that it was a strip club not a store and that sometimes even something beautiful can give you a very uncomfortable rash. The moral of the story…. Never wear shorts to a strip club.
