I haven’t seen my internet girlfriend Blake Lively in a while, mostly because she’s been cheating on my with that dude from ‘Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place’ , but I’ll be the bigger person and forgive her. Which is pretty easy to do if she’s going to be walking around with massive cleavage like she’s doing here. What the hell? Where did those things come from? Actually, I don’t even want to know, I just want to sit back and enjoy the show. Nice.
