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Hilary Duff’s Juicy Thickness

I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on more important stuff like celebrity bikini pictures, but I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been following this whole Hilary Duff on Tinder thing. But I just heard Hilary stopped using it after a bunch of dudes swiped left on my second-favorite MILF. And I don’t get it. Sure, maybe Hilary’s legs are looking a little thicker these days, but I’d still kill to take her out on a date. In fact, I know a great little pizza place as long as she doesn’t mind cold leftovers that’ve been sitting on my floor for weeks. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Morning Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

Man VS Flood Russian MOB Vs Pizza Place Camera Man VS Tire

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Morning Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

Blake Lively Is My Favorite

Here’s the always sexy Blake Lively doing her thing on the set of her silly girly show Gossip Girl . I’ve never seen the show, but I’ve posted so many pictures of Blake on the set that I pretty much get the gist of it. A bunch of sexy rich Manhattan chicks and their gay friends. Close enough. I just like seeing my favorite hottie at work, I’m so proud of her. I don’t know what that bruise on her neck is all about, but that douche from Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place better not have laid his hands on my future ex wife.

Blake Lively’s Boobs Are Nicely Stuffed

I haven’t seen my internet girlfriend Blake Lively in a while, mostly because she’s been cheating on my with that dude from ‘Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place’ , but I’ll be the bigger person and forgive her. Which is pretty easy to do if she’s going to be walking around with massive cleavage like she’s doing here. What the hell? Where did those things come from? Actually, I don’t even want to know, I just want to sit back and enjoy the show. Nice.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs Aren’t in a Bandage Dress of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is far more fun to look at when in her girdle or SPANX as they are marketed this generation, push up bra, and a designer dress made out of bandage material, that acts as further support for where the SPANX aren’t pulling through….you know turning fat chicks, or thick bitches, that you otherwise would only want to fuck when you meet at 3 am, while drunk in a late night pizza place, cuz as her body pretty explicitedly outlines, she likes to eat….but I’m lazy and I’ve got these pics, so I’ll post them anyway….you know since no one cares what I have to say anyway…..anyway, here are the pics.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Thick Legs Aren’t in a Bandage Dress of the Day