I don’t know what it is about these pictures of Britney Spears , out the other day in her little red dress, but her boobs look like they need a little cheering up. Maybe it’s the weird way her outfit wraps around them or maybe it’s the fact that nobody really cares about them anymore. Whatever it is, I’d like to volunteer my services to help them get out of their slump. I can make balloon animals or take them to Chuck E Cheese for pizza. Call me.
